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Hillbilly Mirror
Nov 16th
After living in the remote wilderness of West Virginia all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city.
In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him,
‘How about that! Here’s a picture of my daddy.’
He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his daddy, but on the way home he remembered his wife didn’t like his father, so he hung it in the barn and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.
His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror.
As she looked into the glass, she fumed,
Tags: Comedy, Hillbilly, Jokes, Mirror, Rated, Rated: PG, Ugly Bitch, West Virginia, Wilderness‘So that’s the ugly bitch he’s runnin’ around with.’
West Virginia Home Security System
May 27th
1. Go to a second hand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14 – 16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Cooter, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don’t mess with the Pit Bulls – they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don’t think Killer dun it, but it’s hard to tell from all the blood.
P.S. I locked all four of ‘em in the house. Better wait outside.
-Dan
Tags: Ammo Magazine, Ammunition, Comedy, Cooter, Dishes, Dog Dishes, Empty Beer Cans, Front Porch, Gun Ammunition, Gun Shop, Guns, Guns Ammo, Guns Magazine, Home Security System, Jim Duke, Jokes, Magazines, Mailman, Not Rated, Nra, Pit Bulls, West Virginia, Work Boots
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