Little Sally came home from school and with a smile on her face and told her mother, “Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today!”. Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, “It reminded me of a peanut.”.
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally’s Mum asked, “Really? Small was it?”.
-Ruger
I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line. Just one lady in front of me. . an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated…
She asked the teller, “Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?” The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, “Fluctuations”.
-Ruger
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