Three little boys were concerned

because they couldn’t get anyone to play with them.

They decided it was because they had not been baptized

and didn’t go to Sunday School .

So they went to the nearest Church.

But, only the Janitor was there .

One little boy said,

“We need to be baptized

because no one will come out and play with us.
Will you baptize us?”

“Sure,” said the Janitor.

He took them into the bathroom

and dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl,

one at a time.

Then he said, “You are now baptized!”

When they got outside,

one of them asked,

“What religion do you think we are?”

the oldest one said,

“We’re not Kathlick, because they pour the water on you.”

“We’re not Babtis, because they dunk all of you in the water.”

“We’re not Methdiss, because they just sprinkle water on you.”

The littlest one said,

“Didn’t you smell that water?!”

They all joined in asking,

“Yeah! What do you think that means?”

“I think it means we’re Pisscopailians.”

-Ruger

Now, I do not know if this is true or not. So if someone can validate or invalidate this that would be great. I believe the religion part is mostly true but as for the Obama part who knows…?

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Maybe this is why our American Muslims are so quiet and not speaking out about any atrocities.Can a good Muslim be a good American?

This question was forwarded to a friend who worked in Saudi Arabia for 20 years. The following is his reply:

Theologically - no. . . . Because his allegiance is to Allah, The moon God of Arabia.

Religiously - no. . . . Because no other religion is accepted by His Allah except Islam (Quran, 2:256) (Koran).

Scripturally - no. . . . Because his allegiance is to the five Pillars of Islam and the Quran.

Geographically - no. . . . Because his allegiance is to Mecca , to which he turns in prayer five times a day.

Socially - no. . . . Because his allegiance to Islam forbids him to make friends with Christians or Jews.

Politically - no. . . . Because he must submit to the mullahs (spiritual leaders), who teach annihilation of Israel and destruction of America, the great Satan.

Domestically - no. . . . Because he is instructed to marry four women and beat and scourge his wife when she disobeys him (Quran 4:34).

Intellectually - no. . . . Because he cannot accept the American Constitution since it is based on Biblical principles, and he believes the Bible to be corrupt.

Philosophically - no. . . . Because Islam, Muhammad, and the Quran do not allow freedom of religion and expression. Democracy and Islam cannot co-exist. Every Muslim government is either dictatorial or autocratic.

Spiritually - no. . . . Because when we declare ‘one nation under God,’ the Christian’s God is loving and kind, while Allah is NEVER referred to as Heavenly father, nor is he ever called love in The Quran’s 99 excellent names.

Therefore after much study and deliberation, perhaps we should be very suspicious of ALL MUSLIMS in this country.

They obviously cannot be both ‘good’ Muslims and good Americans.

* * * Call it what you wish; it’s still the truth.

* * * You had better believe it.

* * * The more who understand this, the better it will be for our country and our future. The religious war is bigger than we know or understand.

And Barack Hussein Obama, a Muslim, wants to be our President?

You HAVE to be kidding?! Wake up America!

Obama even says if he wins the election, he will be sworn in on the Quran (Koran)—not the Bible!

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Ok, this is either a major lie to get more votes for Clinton or one of the GOP nominees or is it just true?-Ruger

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