Dan's Blog » Nra http://www.despite.org/blog Despite.Org - Despise Everything! Fri, 24 Jun 2011 19:03:38 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 West Virginia Home Security Systemhttp://www.despite.org/blog/2009/05/wvhss/ http://www.despite.org/blog/2009/05/wvhss/#comments Wed, 27 May 2009 13:07:01 +0000 Daniel Clark http://www.despite.org/blog/?p=236 1. Go to a second hand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14 – 16 .

2. Place them on your along with several , a copy of & and several .

3. Put a few giant dog next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and , I went to the for more . Back in an hour. Don’t mess with the – they attacked the this morning and messed him up real bad. I don’t think Killer dun it, but it’s hard to tell from all the blood.

P.S. I locked all four of ‘em in the house. Better wait outside.

-Dan

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