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Photos Ruined by Little Details

May 30th

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Baby Boomers

Apr 8th

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Dec 19th

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Nurse Joke

Dec 15th

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A nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and with out missing a beat, she says:

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“Well, that’s great….that’s just great….some asshole’s got my pen!”

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