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Ohio.com – Steelers’ Tomlin believes in rivalry

Mar 27th

Posted by Daniel Clark in Football

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Ohio.com – Steelers’ Tomlin believes in rivalry.

-Dan

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Browns Jokes

Nov 28th

Posted by Daniel Clark in Comedy

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Joke 1:Four NFL fans want to find out who is the most loyal to their team, a Chicago Bears fan, a Green Bay Packers fan, a Pittsburgh fan and a fan. They climb to the top of a high mountain. The Bears fan, wanting to prove he is most loyal, yells at the top of his voice, “This is for the Chicago Bears!”, and jumps off the mountain. The Packers fan, not wanting to be outdone by his rival, also yells at the top of his voice, “This is for the Green Bay Packers!”, and jumps off the mountain. Now the fan, knowing in his mind that he is the most loyal, yells at the top of his voice, “This is for the Pittsburgh !”, and pushes the fan off the mountaiJoke 2:

Joke 2:Why do the trees in Pittsburgh point west ?
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Joke 3:At a custody hearing, a judge was taking testimony from the little boy whose parents recently divorced. The judge asked him if he’d like to live with his mom. He said, “No, she beats me.”

The judge said, “OK, how about your dad ?”

“No,” the little boy replied. “He beats me too.”

“Any of your grandparents ?”

“No, they beat me too.”

The judge was perplexed. “Then who would you like to live with ?”
The little boy said, “I’d like to live with the , because they don’t beat anybody.”

Joke 4:How is a dollar better than the ?
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Thanks to http://delawareandohio.wordpress.com/2007/11/11/one-last-browns-joke/trackback/

-Dan

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Pittsburgh Steelers vs Cleveland Browns

Nov 11th

Posted by Daniel Clark in General

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Well, today is the day. vs rivalry. Its not really a rivalry since both teams have to have a win or two. In this case, the have to have a win so until that happens (which it won’t against the Steel Curtain) they will always be known as the Clowns. Yes yes, I’m talk’n shit, because at 1 PM, the slaughter will begin. Brown’s fans will be disappointed again cause the will choke just like they always do.

On top of that, we get to watch the game on our new HDTV Wide Screen.  This thing is huge.  Looks like its almost 5 foot wide and 4 foot tall and thats just the viewable area.  We got it when I worked on my ex-bosses computer, his son had this TV for only one year when it broke.  He brought it over and gave it to us and it sat in our basement for almost over a year.  My wife finally called the TV repair guy and came out and fixed it for $400.  So we got a $1300 HDTV for only $400.  Looks great!  We’ll be watching the get spanked on our new Wide Screen TV!

-Ruger

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