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Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men… That night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet again…
The engaged girlfriend said:
The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4′ stilettos and mask. He said, You are the woman of my life, I love you, then we made love all night long.
The mistress stated:
Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat When I opened the raincoat, he didn’ say a word. We just had wild sex all night.
The married one then said:
Tags: Amp, Batman, Beer, Chatting, Comedy, Few Days, Girlfriend, Hey, Jokes, Leather Bodice, Leather Mask, Love, Married Life, Married Women, Mask, Mistress, Not Rated, Raincoat, Relationships, Ruger, Stilettos, Three Women, Tv Controller, Wild Sex, WomanThe other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, Hey Batman, what’s for dinner?
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