questions that’ll make you say “hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?”

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or ?

Can you cry under water


How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


Why do you have to “put your in”… but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?


Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?


Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


What disease did cured ham actually have?


How is it that we put before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?


Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?


If a has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

 Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?


Why do people pay to go up and then put money in to look at things on the ground?


Why do doctors leave the room while you change?


They’re going to see you naked anyway.


Why is “bra” singular and “panties” plural?


Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?


If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a about him?


Can a carrying a corpse drive in the ?


If the professor on
’s Island
 can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?


Why does Goofy stand erect while
Pluto
 remains on ?

They’re both dogs!


If Wile E. had to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?


If is made from corn, and is made from vegetables, what is made from?


If electricity comes from , does morality come from morons?


Do the and Twinkle, have the same tune?


Why did you just try singing the above?


Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your ass?


Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

-Ruger