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Age before Technology
Feb 3rd
Posted by Daniel Clark in Comedy
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930′s 40′s, 50′s, 60′s and 70′s!
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and or drank while they carried us.
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn’t get tested for diabetes.
Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitch-hiking.
As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.
Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.
We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.
We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we weren’t overweight because
WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!
We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the street lights came on.
No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.
We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.
We did not have Playstations, Nintendo’s, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms……….WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!
We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.
We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.
We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with sticks and tennis balls and although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes.
We rode bikes or walked to a friend’s house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!
Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn’t had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!
The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!
This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!
The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.
We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!
And YOU are one of them! CONGRATULATIONS!
You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good.
While you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave their parents were.
Publisher Unknown?
-Dan
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Jan 22nd
Posted by Daniel Clark in 7 - Painful
This past week has been bad. Every morning my hands have been the worst in terms of mobility. I can barely put on my on damn socks they hurt so bad. Once I sit down, its a battle to get back up under my own power due to my knees and ankles. The pain meds I have been taking are not working as well as they normally should since I have been taking them for years now and my body has built up an immunity to them so now I have to take double the amount I would normally take to get the same effect to take the edge off. My next appointment I am going to try and get different pain meds and alternate between the two so that they may work better. Also going to try and get my doctor to up the corticosteroids. I can’t believe I am still sane after all I have been through so far…
-Dan
Tags: 7 - Painful, Ankles, Appointment, AS/RA Report, Better, Boring, Buzzed, doctor, drugs, immunity, meds, mobility, My Mood, Pain, Pain, Pain Meds, Pain Rating, Past, Personal Blog, Personal Blog/Diary, Rated, Rated: PG, rheumatologist, Socks, Steroids, StressedWanted for Tax Evasion
Aug 7th
Posted by Daniel Clark in General
I am not sure where to start this story…
July 31:
I’ll just start it back when we got a US Postal Certified letter a couple of weeks ago. We ignored it thinking it was a debt collector of some kind and I was not going to waste my time and fuel to drive down to the post office to pick it up. Little did we know it was going to cost us a butt load of fucking money by not picking it up.
This morning after my wife left for work I was getting ready to leave when the door bell rang. It was a Summit County Sheriff’s Officer. He proceeds to tell me that he has warrants for my wife and mine’s arrest. Apparently, that certified letter was to show up in court regarding our un-payed taxes. Are you ready for this? The unpaid amount was $10.12. They sent the sheriff after us with warrants for ten fucking dollars! Are you fucking kidding me? Ten dollars! It was really for the missed court date but only because of the ten dollars. It’s not like my wife didn’t file for the city of Barberton taxes. She filed but something got messed up on the form and was off by $10.
The sheriff told us that we could just make an appointment for later today. We are apparently one of two hundred Barberton residents that they went after. The officer told us that he spoke with the judge and that if anyone gave him a hard time that he was to just serve the warrant and take them in. If they were nice, that they could just make an appointment to go downtown Barberton later that day. Which is what we did. This whole time, I am not believing my wife about the ten bucks. In my mind (of reasoning and common sense) there’s no way in hell the City of Barbertucky is going to issue warrants for our arrest for a measly ten dollars. We looked up our names in the Barberton city courts and we are now listed as CRIMINALS.
Check it out:
http://24.123.45.19/cgi-bin/mcaseno.cgi?num=0801911&sub=&pre=CRB&type=CR
Here is our Warrant info:
http://24.123.45.19/cgi-bin/mwarrant.cgi?pre=CRB&num=0801911&sub=&type=CR
So around noon we head downtown Barberton (were taking off of work to do this by the way) and had to be escorted in by the Summit County Sheriff Officer who served us the warrant. We did that and now were sitting in court waiting for the judge to return. Once court started, he called a few names and those people went ahead of us and then called my name. I approached the bench and he asked me if I knew what this was about. I said “I think so.”. He proceeded to tell me that we were only one of seventy people to take care of our taxes. He said all charges will be dropped if we just go to the financial office and pay the taxes that we owe (all that the judge knew was that we owed money he didn’t have the amount and I still don’t believe this is all over ten dollars).
We head over to the financial building and had to wait one hour since the only person that could pull our information was out at lunch. She finally comes back and pulls the information and says “Wow. Ten Dollars. Okay…” with a surprised expression on her face. So we pay it. $10.12 to be exact. I take the receipt and have to show it to the judge in order to drop the charges.
We end up doing that and when it was all said and done, our $10 tax turned into a $420 dollars that we owe now. $100 each for both my wife and I for court costs, $70 each for the issued warrants and some other minor court fee… Altogether it adds up to $420.00. Whats the moral of this story you ask? Go and pick up any fucking certified letters you get in the mail.
There should be a story in the Akron Beacon Journal this week sometime. They came out to our house and interviewed us and took pictures. I am not sure what they are going to say but should be interesting. When I find the article, I’ll post it as a reply here for all to read. Should be more or less about the warrants for our arrests for ten dollars.
- Trying to stick it to “THE MAN”: $10.12
- Warrants for our arrest and court fee’s: $420.00
- Having the city of Barberton bend us over and fuck us in the ass: PRICELESS.
-Dan
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UPDATE: Thursday August 7Th:
Channel 5 news just came by and interviewed us regarding this rediculous situation. They are in partnership with the Akron Beacon Journal and will be airing the segment tonight August 7Th at 11PM. Tommorrow, the story runs in the Beacon Journal.
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Mar 24th
Posted by Daniel Clark in Comedy
TWO DIFFERENT DOCTORS’ OFFICES!!!
If this doesn’t hit the nail on the head, I don’t know what does!
Two patients limp into two different medical clinics, with the same complaint. both have trouble walking, and appear to require a hip replacement.
The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day, and has a time booked for surgery the following week.
The SECOND sees his family doctor, after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn’t reviewed for another week, and finally has his surgery scheduled, for a month from then.
Why the different treatment for the two patients?
The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.
The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.
Need to see a doctor? Just go to a Vet!
-Ruger
Tags: Appointment, Citizen Need, Comedy, Doctors, Family Doctor, Golden Retriever, Hip Replacement, Hip Replacements, Joint Replacements, Medical Clinics, Misc., Not Rated, Rated, Senior Citizen, Vet, X Ray


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