Happy Halloween!
Tuesday, September 30th, 2008
Mooned (click to enlarge)
-Dan
Archive for the ‘Not Rated’ Category
Dr. Seuss
Tuesday, July 29th, 2008
-Dan
Some Words of Wisdom
Thursday, July 24th, 20081. A day without sunshine is night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable , except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psychokinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, ‘What the heck happened?’
22. Just remember — if the world didn’t suck, we would all fall off..
23. Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Life isn’t like a box of chocolates. It’s more like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
-Dan
Four Stages of Life
Monday, July 21st, 2008
Life Stages (click to enlarge)
-Dan
Duct-Tape
Friday, June 20th, 2008This is a true story. I did not even believe it at first. My parents were vacationing in Kentucky when they pulled into a dollar general store to grab something (unrelated). When they got out of their car, a convertible pulled in next to them. They waited until the people went in the store and then my parents snapped this picture (see below, click to enlarge): This is TRUE.
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My parents keep telling me this is what I need to do to my convertible to fix the tears in the roof - LOL.
-Ruger
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