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Oxymoron
Feb 11th
My Dad sent me this, not sure where he got it from but it speaks the truth:
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
Why does “slow down” and “slow up” mean the same thing?
Why is it called “after dark” when it really is “after light”?
Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected?
If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway ?
North Carolina
Sep 7th
Well, we made it. We arrived in North Carolina around 9:30PM last night. We were beat after driving straight through. Tomorrow or the next day I’ll post some pictures of us. The Ocean is pretty choppy due to Hanna passing over, but that just makes it more fun.
The house that we are staying in is HUGE. The humidity down here has to be one hundred percent. You step ourside and you immediatley start sweating. Its great!! Theres a hot tub here that my family is using as I type this. The only thing is all the liqour stores are closed on Sunday so we have to wait until tomorrow to but some happy juice.
I’ll post pics tomorrow…
-Dan
Tags: General, Great, Hot Tub, Humidity, Liqour Stores, My Mood, North Carolina, Personal Blog, Rated, Rated: G, Vacation
Hercules
Mar 19th
Hercules: The World’s Biggest Dog Ever According to Guinness World Records. Hercules was recently awarded the honorable distinction of World’s Biggest Dog by Guinness World Records. Hercules is an English Mastiff who has a 38-inch neck and weighs 282 pounds. With “paws the size of softballs” (reports the Boston Herald), the three-year-old monster is far larger and heavier than his breed’s standard 200lb. limit. Hercules’ owner Mr. Flynn says that Hercules weight is natural and not induced by a bizarre diet: “I fed him normal food and he just “grew”… and grew and grew and grew.
-Ruger
Tags: Bizarre, Boston Herald, Diet, General, Guinness Records, Guinness World Records, Hercules Is An English Mastiff, Honorable Distinction, Mastiff, Monster, Mr Flynn, Nbsp, Paws, Rated, Rated: G, Rumor or Fact, Tales of InterestYou know your old when…
Mar 10th
You know your old when in…
1977 : Long hair
2007 : Longing for hair
1977 : KEG
2007: EKG

1977 : Acid rock 
2007 : Acid reflux 
1977 : Moving to California because it’s cool

2007 : Moving to Arizona because it’s warm

1977 : Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 

2007: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1977 : Seeds and stems 
2007 : Roughage 
1977 : Hoping for a BMW
(ya, this looks like a 1977 beamer alright…)
2007: Hoping for a BM![]()
1977 : Going to a new, hip joint 
2007 : Receiving a new hip joint 
1977 : Rolling Stones 
2007: Kidney Stones 
1977 : Screw the system 
2007: Upgrade the system 
1977 : Disco 
2007: Costco 
1977 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut 
2007: Kids begging to get heads shaved 
1977 : Passing the drivers’ test 
2007: Passing the vision test 
1977 : Whatever ![]()
2007: Depends ![]()
Just in case you weren’t feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year’s incoming freshmen.
Here’s this year’s list:
The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1989.
They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up. 
Their lifetime has always included AIDS. 
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic. 
The CD was introduced the year they were born.
They have always had an answering machine.
They have always had cable.
They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show. 
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave. ![]()
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws. ![]()
They can’t imagine what hard contact lenses are.
They don’t know who Mork was or where he was from. 
They never heard: “Where’s the Beef?”, “I’d walk a mile for a Camel”, or “de plane, Boss, de plane.”

They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is. 
McDonald’s never came in Styrofoam containers.
They don’t have a clue how to use a typewriter. 
Do you feel old yet? Notice the larger type, that’s for those of you who have trouble reading…

-Ruger
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