Dan's Blog » Political Bullshit http://www.despite.org/blog Despite.Org - Despise Everything! Thu, 02 Sep 2010 17:23:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 IRS to Car Wash Visithttp://www.despite.org/blog/2010/03/irs-to-car-wash-visit/ http://www.despite.org/blog/2010/03/irs-to-car-wash-visit/#comments Sat, 20 Mar 2010 16:42:04 +0000 Daniel Clark http://www.despite.org/blog/?p=1304 Published: The Sacramento Bee / Saturday, Mar. 13, 2010 – 12:00 am
By Bob bshallit@sacbee.com

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Wow… This sounds really familiar.  Where have I heard this before… ummm Oh wait… ya, it happened to us!  Fucking Barbertucky! –

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]]> http://www.despite.org/blog/2010/03/irs-to-car-wash-visit/feed/ 0 Words that ring true…http://www.despite.org/blog/2010/02/words-that-ring-true/ http://www.despite.org/blog/2010/02/words-that-ring-true/#comments Sat, 06 Feb 2010 23:47:11 +0000 Daniel Clark http://www.despite.org/blog/?p=1106 He was getting and paunchy and his hair was falling fast, he sat around the Legion, telling stories of the past.
Of a war that he once fought in and the deeds that he had done, in his exploits with his ; they were heroes, every one.
And ‘tho sometimes to his neighbors his tales became a joke, all his listened quietly for they knew where of he spoke.
But we’ll hear his tales no longer, for ol’ Bob has passed away, and the worlds a little poorer for a Soldier died today.
He won’t be mourned by many, just his children and his wife. For he lived an ordinary, very quiet sort of life.
He held a job and raised a family, going quietly on his way; And the won’t note his passing, ‘tho a Soldier died today.
When politicians leave this earth, their bodies lie in state, while thousands note their passing, and proclaim that they were great.
Papers tell of their life stories from the time that they were young, but the passing of a Soldier goes unnoticed, and unsung.
Is the greatest contribution to the welfare of our land, some jerk who breaks his promise and cons his fellow man?
Or the ordinary fellow who in times of war and strife, goes off to serve his country and offers up his life?
The politician’s stipend and the style in which he lives, are often disproportionate to the service that he gives.
While the ordinary Soldier who offered up his all, is paid off with a medal and perhaps a pension, small.
It’s so easy to forget them, for it is so many times that our Bobs and Jims and Johnnys, went to battle, but we know,
it is not the politicians with their compromise and ploys, who won for us the freedom that our country now enjoys.
Should you find yourself in danger with your enemies at hand, would you really want some cop-out with his ever waffling stand?
Or would you want a Soldier– his home, his country, his kin, just a common Soldier who would fight until the very end.
He was just a common Soldier and his ranks are growing thin, but his presence should remind us we may need his like again.
For when countries are in conflict we find the Soldier’s part is to clean up all the trouble that the politicians start.
If we cannot do him honor while he’s here to hear the praise,then at least let’s give him homage at the ending of his days.
Perhaps just a simple headline in the paper that might say:

“OUR COUNTRY IS IN MOURNING, A SOLDIER DIED TODAY.”

Publisher Unknown

-Dan

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]]> http://www.despite.org/blog/2010/02/words-that-ring-true/feed/ 2 Dear Presidenthttp://www.despite.org/blog/2010/01/dear-president/ http://www.despite.org/blog/2010/01/dear-president/#comments Wed, 13 Jan 2010 20:57:33 +0000 Daniel Clark http://www.despite.org/blog/?p=1053 Dear President:

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America’s economy.  Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the  following plan.  You can call it the “Patriotic Retirement Plan”.  There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.  Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings.  fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered.  Auto Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage.  Housing Crisis fixed.

It can’t get any easier than that!!

P. S.
If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their taxes…

Mr. President, while you’re at it, make Congress retire on Social Security and Medicare. I’ll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!

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]]> http://www.despite.org/blog/2010/01/dear-president/feed/ 0 Bomb Afghanistan!http://www.despite.org/blog/2009/10/bomb-afghanistan/ http://www.despite.org/blog/2009/10/bomb-afghanistan/#comments Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:20:36 +0000 Daniel Clark http://www.despite.org/blog/?p=821 is reporting:

Roadside bombs today killed eight U.S. service members in

This is getting to be some serious bullshit!  Why isn’t a glass parking lot yet?

-Dan

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]]> http://www.despite.org/blog/2009/10/bomb-afghanistan/feed/ 0 Governmenthttp://www.despite.org/blog/2009/03/government/ http://www.despite.org/blog/2009/03/government/#comments Tue, 10 Mar 2009 16:02:56 +0000 Daniel Clark http://www.despite.org/blog/?p=461 This may be a joke, but as the last line says, this is extremely accurate (click on image to see the full thing).

Government

Government

-Dan

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]]> http://www.despite.org/blog/2009/03/government/feed/ 0 Bye Byehttp://www.despite.org/blog/2009/01/bye-bye/ http://www.despite.org/blog/2009/01/bye-bye/#comments Tue, 20 Jan 2009 18:38:06 +0000 Daniel Clark http://www.despite.org/blog/?p=452 Bye Bye Bush, don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.

-Dan

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]]> http://www.despite.org/blog/2009/01/bye-bye/feed/ 0 Effective Immediately…http://www.despite.org/blog/2009/01/effective-immediately/ http://www.despite.org/blog/2009/01/effective-immediately/#comments Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:28:20 +0000 Daniel Clark http://www.despite.org/blog/?p=444 This is a slightly racist joke but funny none the less… If your easily offended, then go somewhere else.

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-Dan

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]]> http://www.despite.org/blog/2009/01/effective-immediately/feed/ 0 Economic Perspectivehttp://www.despite.org/blog/2008/11/economic-perspective/ http://www.despite.org/blog/2008/11/economic-perspective/#comments Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:14:35 +0000 Daniel Clark http://www.despite.org/blog/?p=406 If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49.00 left. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With , you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the for the aluminum REFUND, you would have $214.00 in cash.

Based on the above, the best current is to drink heavily and recycle. It’s called the 401-. A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. Makes You Proud To Be An American!

-Dan

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]]> http://www.despite.org/blog/2008/11/economic-perspective/feed/ 0 The Real McCainhttp://www.despite.org/blog/2008/10/the-real-mccain/ http://www.despite.org/blog/2008/10/the-real-mccain/#comments Tue, 21 Oct 2008 04:56:57 +0000 Daniel Clark http://www.despite.org/blog/?p=424 Well here it is.  The truth.  This is truely what McCain does not want you to see.  Check out just one of the video’s and check out the site:

The Real McCain

The Real McCain (http://bravenewfilms.org/)

This is just one truth from this site:

[ GEtZlR3zp4c The Real McCain]

-Dan

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Obama 2008 for President

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