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Smoke No More
Jun 24th
Its been 7 months, 3 weeks, 4 days, 16 hours, 42 minutes, 22 seconds ago so far since I last had a smoke!! This time I really quit.
-Danny
Pets and Humor
Jan 22nd
Kimberly J. Clark
February 5, 2010
College Composition, Essay #2
Pets and Humor
There are varied opinions about pet ownership and the relationship between owners and their pets. Do pets really help improve the health of the people they live with? Or are pets just another mouth to feed, another burden to take care of, and clean up after? Are owners of pets any happier than people who don’t have a pet?
As a pet owner, I have to tell you that some of the most humorous moments I have experienced have been while with my pets. Currently in my home, there are three dogs and three cats. It all began with Rusty, Rusty is a 16-year-old golden retriever mix, who at times seems to be unable to tolerate me. His favorite human is my husband; if he is spending time with “Daddy” and I even say his name he will turn his head in the opposite direction and make it very clear that he is not interested in me. This is very funny to my husband and myself and no matter what I try to do get his attention it is to no avail. There is also Sam a 2-year-old yellow lab that showed up on our doorstep about one and a half years ago.
Sam is definitely the most humorous of the six and she is the one that I credit the most with keeping Rusty alive. In April of 2008 we received some sad news. The Vet had told us that Rusty had lung cancer and would not live very much longer. We decided that since Rusty did not have much longer, it would be okay to go ahead and let the puppy stay. Well since that day, we have experienced some quiet funny moments in our home.
I could give many examples of times when my family and I have had a good laugh either with or at one of the pets in our home. As I had mentioned before, Rusty has his own sense of humor and if you do something that he may perceive as strange human behavior it is as if you can see the laughter in his face. His eyes brighten, and he will get an expression on his face that resembles a smile. Sam, on the other hand seems to favor the cats in the house. I truly believe that she thinks she is a cat. On more than one occasion, she has been seen sleeping on the back of the sofa in the living room. Let me remind you she is no longer a small pup. I had to laugh aloud the day I heard a loud noise in the kitchen and went to investigate. What I found was an almost fully-grown yellow lab standing on the middle of the kitchen table. If I did not know any better at that moment, I would have almost expected her to let out a meow. I had recently read a study that was actually done with the intention of finding out if people who own pets laugh more often than non-pet owners. The results showed that people who own both dogs and cats do in fact laugh more often in a day than people who own only a dog or only a cat. Owners of one dog or one cat laugh more often than non-pet owners. (Robin Maria Valeri, Tails of Laughter: A Pilot Study Examining The Relationship Between Companion Animal Guardianship And Laughter.) I found this study to be very interesting. In my case, this is also very true.
Many different situations take place in everyday life that can be perceived as humorous. In my home they usually are related to one of the pets that reside there. Whatever the situation, everybody needs to have a little bit of humor in their day-to-day life. Without it a person can become very depressed and possibly have health related issues. Studies have shown that having pets in your home can help to improve health conditions, and decrease depression and this leads me to believe that when it comes to pets and humor the two go hand in hand.

Author Kim Clark
S.S.D.
Jan 10th
Well it’s official, I am now a registered cripple. I finally got excepted into S.S.D. (Social Security Disability). Just the other day I put in my notice that I will no longer be working. I have not worked since last October 1st. I have been on Short Term Disability since that date. I just hope we can make it now on the reduced income. It will be hard but I think we can do it.
I would like to thank Ohio.Net for being so tolerant of me. Tom and John specifically. They have been helpful through this entire process and even before I went on short term disability. I am going to miss a lot of things but one thing in particular – Sandy’s Cookies!!
Thank you Ohio.Net/Bright.Net – Doylestown Communications, John and Tom!
-Danny
Ward
Oct 17th
This is good stuff right here:
Great win against the Browns. Any time we can make Cleveland Brown fans miserable at work on Monday is always good. Ben looked good and I was glad to see him back. We have alot of playmakers on offense and good to see everyone help contribute to the win. We are gonna keep this thing going one game at a time. Want to play in the new T…exas stadium come February.
Hines Ward
Oct 16th
This is good stuff. This is what Ward posted on Facebook:
Hynes Ward:
Ben looks great. Glad to have him back out there with us. We have got to beat up on the Browns. It’s always good to make the city of Cleveland depressed with a win. I wanna win this one bad for Pittsburgh. Remember Steeler Nation, we feed off the 12th man. So make it loud.


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