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The Web Site Is Down

Jul 25th

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This is with out a doubt the most hilarious video I have ever seen. To appreciate it, you must work in the Internet Industry. I watched this and was actually crying I was laughing so hard. I may have pissed myself in the process too. Its that funny. Check it out at (click the link):

The Web Site Is Down!

-Dan

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Steves DUI

May 28th

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Baby Boomers

Apr 8th

Posted by Daniel Clark in Cartoons

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The Man Song

Feb 6th

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Pole Dance – Cat Fight

Feb 5th

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Bucks

Dec 5th

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