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The Blue Pigeon
Jul 27th
The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Phoenix. He could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Phoenix was full of pigeon poop, the people of Phoenix could not walk on the sidewalks, or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to keep the streets and sidewalks clean.
One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition.
‘I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without any cost to the city. But, you must promise not to ask me any questions. Or, you can pay me one million dollars to ask one question.’
The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition. The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat, and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and flew up into the bright blue Arizona sky. All the pigeons in Phoenix saw the blue pigeon and gathered up in the air behind the blue pigeon. The Phoenix pigeons followed the blue pigeon as she flew southward out of the city. The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man atop City Hall. The Mayor was very impressed. He felt the man and the blue pigeon had performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid Phoenix of the plague of pigeons. Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing,the mayor presented him with a check for 1 million dollars and told the man that, indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they had agreed to no fee and the man had rid the city of pigeons, he decided to pay the 1 million just to get to ask ONE question. The man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his ONE question.
(Do you think the Mayor is going to ask how the blue pigeon led all the pigeons away?)
(Do you think the Mayor is going to ask where all the pigeons went?)
(Do you think he is going to ask where the man got the blue pigeon?)
Nooooooo!
The mayor asked:
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Tags: blue pigeon, Comedy, Jokes, one million dollars, pigeons, plague, Racist, Rated, Rated: PG, sidewalks
Help
Jul 15th
Sometimes you can reach too far. When you find yourself over-extended and you’re stuck in a situation that you can’t get out of, there is one thing you should always remember…
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Tags: Comedy, Cow, Everyone, Help, Pictures, Rated, Rated: PG-13Biology Test Today
Apr 18th
IRS to Car Wash Visit
Mar 20th
Published: The Sacramento Bee / Saturday, Mar. 13, 2010 – 12:00 am
By Bob Shallit bshallit@sacbee.com
Read more: http://www.sacbee.com/2010/03/13/2604016/irs-suits-pay-visit-to-car-wash.html#ixzz0iS2jlbC3
Wow… This sounds really familiar. Where have I heard this before… ummm Oh wait… ya, it happened to us! Fucking Barbertucky! –Daniel

Author Daniel Clark

Economy Blues
Feb 22nd
The economy is so bad that…
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”.
CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Thats just Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
And, finally…
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
-Danny
Tags: bernard madoff, Comedy, dick cheney, economy blues, insufficient funds, Jokes, matchbox, miniature golf, Misc., Not Rated


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