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West Virginia Home Security System
1. Go to a second hand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14 – 16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Cooter, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don’t mess with the Pit Bulls – they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don’t think Killer dun it, but it’s hard to tell from all the blood.
P.S. I locked all four of ‘em in the house. Better wait outside.
-Dan
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About me? Well, I am boring. Not much happens to me but when it does I'll be sure to share it with you on the blog. My home web site is http://www.ClarksHouse.US/
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