Rabbit and the Snake
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose.
Oh please excuse me, I didn’t mean to trip over you, but I’m blind and can’t see.
said the bunny.
That’s perfectly all right, To be sure, it was my fault. I didn’t mean to trip you, but I’m blind too, and I didn’t see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?
asked the snake.
Well, I really don’t know. I’m blind, and I’ve never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.
said the bunny. So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said,
Well, you’re soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!
The bunny said,
I can’t thank you enough. But by the way, what kind of animal are you?
The snake replied that he didn’t know either, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake asked,
Well, what kind of an animal am I?
The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied,
You’re cold, you’re slippery, and you haven’t got any balls. You must be a REPUBLICAN!
-Dan
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