A Dies and goes to

A dies and arrives at the . As he enters, he asks St. Peter,

I have a question that’s haunted me all of my days on . Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with ?

St. Peter said,

That’s a question only can answer.

So the went off in search of . When he found Him, the asked,

, please – I must know. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with ?

simply replied,

You are what you are.

The returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him,

Well, did straighten out your query for you?

The looked puzzled and said,

No sir, simply said You are what you are.

St. Peter smiled and said to the ,

Well then, there you are. You are white with black stripes.

The asked St. Peter,

How do you know that for certain?

St. Peter replied,

Because, If you were black with would have said, You is what you is.

-Ruger

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