The Married Life

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men… That night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet again…

The engaged girlfriend said:

The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4′ stilettos and mask. He said, You are the woman of my life, I love you, then we made love all night long.

The mistress stated:

Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat When I opened the raincoat, he didn’ say a word. We just had wild sex all night.

The married one then said:

The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, Hey Batman, what’s for dinner?

-Ruger

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