Hip Joint Replacements

TWO DIFFERENT DOCTORS’ OFFICES!!!

If this doesn’t hit the nail on the head, I don’t know what does!

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics, with the same complaint. both have trouble walking, and appear to require a hip replacement.

The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day, and has a time booked for surgery the following week.

The SECOND sees his family doctor, after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn’t reviewed for another week, and finally has his surgery scheduled, for a month from then.

Why the different treatment for the two patients?

The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.

The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.

Need to see a doctor? Just go to a Vet!

-Ruger

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