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Suicidal Thoughts

I was depressed tonight, so I called up one of them suicide lines and go figure I got some foreigner in Pakista. I could hardly understand him. I started to explain to him my situation and that I was having suicidal thoughts. The Pakistani got all excited and then asked me if I knew how to drive a truck?!?!?!?!?!?

-Ruger

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