Joke 1:Four NFL Football fans want to find out who is the most loyal to their team, a Chicago Bears fan, a Green Bay Packers fan, a Pittsburgh fan and a Cleveland fan. They climb to the top of a high mountain. The Bears fan, wanting to prove he is most loyal, yells at the top of his voice, “This is for the Chicago Bears!”, and jumps off the mountain. The Packers fan, not wanting to be outdone by his rival, also yells at the top of his voice, “This is for the Green Bay Packers!”, and jumps off the mountain. Now the fan, knowing in his mind that he is the most loyal, yells at the top of his voice, “This is for the Pittsburgh !”, and pushes the fan off the mountaiJoke 2:

Joke 2:Why do the trees in Pittsburgh point west ?
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Joke 3:At a custody hearing, a judge was taking testimony from the little boy whose parents recently divorced. The judge asked him if he’d like to live with his mom. He said, “No, she beats me.”

The judge said, “OK, how about your dad ?”

“No,” the little boy replied. “He beats me too.”

“Any of your grandparents ?”

“No, they beat me too.”

The judge was perplexed. “Then who would you like to live with ?”
The little boy said, “I’d like to live with the Cleveland , because they don’t beat anybody.”

Joke 4:How is a dollar better than the Cleveland ?
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-Dan

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