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    Sometimes you can reach too far.  When you find yourself over-extended and you're stuck in a situation that you can't get out of, there is one thing you should always remember... [spoiler] Not everyone who shows up is there to help you.[/spoiler] --Daniel
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    I am still here and alive.  It's been awhile since I posted anything.  To much bullshit going on but so far now its getting better (knocking on wood).  I do believe I have found all the right Doctors (ones who actually care) and not one of them is from Cleveland Clinic!I am going on my second month with Embrel but I have yet to feel any better.  I have to wait at least three months for it to take full affect.  I ...
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  • The Blue Pigeon

    The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Phoenix.  He could not remove the pigeons from the city.  All of Phoenix was full of pigeon poop, the people of Phoenix could not walk on the sidewalks, or drive on the roads.  It was costing a fortune to keep the streets and sidewalks clean.One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition. 'I can rid your beautiful city of it...
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Still Here

Sep 2nd

Posted by Daniel Clark in 4 - Painful

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I am still here and alive.  It’s been awhile since I posted anything.  To much bullshit going on but so far now its getting better (knocking on wood).  I do believe I have found all the right Doctors (ones who actually care) and not one of them is from Cleveland Clinic!

I am going on my second month with Embrel but I have yet to feel any better.  I have to wait at least three months for it to take full affect.  I am hoping it works but I would have thought by now that I would be feeling better, not yet though.  If it does not work by the third month I don’t know what my Rheumatologist’s next plan of attack will be?

-Daniel

Tags: 4 - Painful, Aching, AS/RA Report, Boring, cleveland clinic, Doctors, Embrel, My Mood, Not Rated, Pain Rating, Personal Blog, rheumatologist, Useless Ramblings
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The Blue Pigeon

Jul 27th

Posted by Daniel Clark in Comedy

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The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Phoenix.  He could not remove the pigeons from the city.  All of Phoenix was full of pigeon poop, the people of Phoenix could not walk on the sidewalks, or drive on the roads.  It was costing a fortune to keep the streets and sidewalks clean.

One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition.

‘I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without any cost to the city. But, you must promise not to ask me any questions. Or, you can pay me one million dollars to ask one question.’

The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition.  The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat, and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and flew up into the bright blue Arizona sky.  All the pigeons in Phoenix saw the blue pigeon and gathered up in the air behind the blue pigeon. The Phoenix pigeons followed the blue pigeon as she flew southward out of the city.  The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man atop City Hall.  The Mayor was very impressed. He felt the man and the blue pigeon had performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid Phoenix of the plague of  pigeons. Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing,the mayor presented him with a check for 1 million dollars and told the man that, indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they had agreed to no fee and the man had rid the city of pigeons, he decided to pay the 1 million just to get to ask ONE question.  The man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his ONE question.

(Do you think the Mayor is going to ask how the blue pigeon led all the pigeons away?)
(Do you think the Mayor is going to ask where all the pigeons went?)
(Do you think he is going to ask where the man got the blue pigeon?)

Nooooooo!

The mayor asked:

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‘Do you have a blue Mexican?’

Tags: blue pigeon, Comedy, Jokes, one million dollars, pigeons, plague, Racist, Rated, Rated: PG, sidewalks
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Stuck

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Jul 15th

Posted by Daniel Clark in Comedy

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Stuck

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Sometimes you can reach too far.  When you find yourself over-extended and you’re stuck in a situation that you can’t get out of, there is one thing you should always remember…

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Not everyone who shows up is there to help you.

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–Daniel

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Worst

Jun 16th

Posted by Daniel Clark in 9 - Unbareable Painfull

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Today (this morning) was with out a doubt the worst pain to date.  I give it a 9 out of 10 on the pain scale.  My ankles are the worst, then my hands.  My knuckles are actually swelling up and causing my hands to look like I finally have rheumatoid arthritis.  I wanted to cry like a bitch it hurt so bad.  I went and had more blood work done and that was a pain (literally) having to walk through the hospital.  I can’t imagine what it would be like with out my pain medicines.  Right now, the pain meds knocked my pain down from a 9 to a 7.  That does not seem like much but I am VERY great-full for even that minor bit of relief (since I know what the full affect of this disease feels like minus any pain meds)!

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Tags: 9 - Unbareable Painfull, Aching, Ankles, AS/RA Report, Boring, daniel clark, Hands, Medicine, My Mood, Not Rated, Pain, Pain, Pain Rating, Personal Blog, Rheumatoid Arthritis, Stressed
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Today

Jun 15th

Posted by Daniel Clark in 8 - Painful

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My pain rating today is about an 8 out of 10 (10 being the worst).  After pain meds kick in (about an hour or two after taking them) I am at about a 5 which is tolerable / manageable.  My hands are the worst today followed by my lower back left hip and my knee’s & ankles.  Swelling in my hands prevent me from even putting my own socks on today.  Using my cane heavily today.  Nothing else to report except the pain hurts…

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Tags: 8 - Painful, Aching, Ankles, AS/RA Report, Boring, Hands, My Mood, Not Rated, Pain, Pain, Pain Meds, Pain Rating, Personal Blog, Socks
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Sleepy

Jun 11th

Posted by Daniel Clark in 3 - Painful

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I am very sleepy today.  Probably because I did not get to bed until around 1 or 2 AM in the morning.  It is Stress Free Friday!  As I mentioned in a previous post (SOMETIMES…) this is what you have to say.  It’s almost 5PM.  Waiting for quitting time.  I think I am going to have some German Bombs this weekend.  Ya, that’s it, gonna get drunk.

http:/www.despite.org/blog/2010/05/sometimes/
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Tags: 3 - Painful, Aching, AS/RA Report, Bombs, Boring, Buzzed, drunk, Friday, General, My Mood, Not Rated, Pain Rating, Personal Blog, Sleep, Stress Free Friday, Useless Ramblings
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