Happy Thanks Giving!

-Dan

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49.00 left. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 in cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It’s called the 401-Keg. A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. Makes You Proud To Be An American!

-Dan

This is hilarious.

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-Dan

Well here it is.  The truth.  This is truely what McCain does not want you to see.  Check out just one of the video’s and check out the site:

The Real McCain (http://bravenewfilms.org/)

This is just one truth from this site:

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YouTube DirektThe Real McCain

-Dan

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose.

Oh please excuse me, I didn’t mean to trip over you, but I’m blind and can’t see.

said the bunny.

That’s perfectly all right, To be sure, it was my fault. I didn’t mean to trip you, but I’m blind too, and I didn’t see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?

asked the snake.

Well, I really don’t know. I’m blind, and I’ve never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.

said the bunny. So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said,

Well, you’re soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!

The bunny said,

I can’t thank you enough. But by the way, what kind of animal are you?

The snake replied that he didn’t know either, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake asked,

Well, what kind of an animal am I?

The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied,

You’re cold, you’re slippery, and you haven’t got any balls. You must be a REPUBLICAN!

-Dan