This is a true story. I did not even believe it at first. My parents were vacationing in Kentucky when they pulled into a dollar general store to grab something (unrelated). When they got out of their car, a convertible pulled in next to them. They waited until the people went in the store and then my parents snapped this picture (see below, click to enlarge): This is TRUE.

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My parents keep telling me this is what I need to do to my convertible to fix the tears in the roof - LOL.

-Ruger

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A Zebra Dies and goes to Heaven

A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter,

I have a question that’s haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?

St. Peter said,

That’s a question only God can answer.

So the zebra went off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra asked,

God, please - I must know. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?

God simply replied,

You are what you are.

The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him,

Well, did God straighten out your query for you?

The zebra looked puzzled and said,

No sir, God simply said You are what you are.

St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra,

Well then, there you are. You are white with black stripes.

The zebra asked St. Peter,

How do you know that for certain?

St. Peter replied,

Because, If you were black with white stripes God would have said, You is what you is.

-Ruger

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Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men… That night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet again…

The engaged girlfriend said:

The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4′ stilettos and mask. He said, You are the woman of my life, I love you, then we made love all night long.

The mistress stated:

Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat When I opened the raincoat, he didn’ say a word. We just had wild sex all night.

The married one then said:

The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, Hey Batman, what’s for dinner?

-Ruger

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For the past three days, I have had a migraine that will not subside no matter what drugs I take for it. I missed work for two days straight now. Imitrex, pain killers, other migraine medicine just are not cutting it. I believe it has to do with my immune system going out of wack due to my AS (ankylosing spondylitis). The last two days, it started with a bad head ache, then my body became stiff and sore as if I were coming down with the Flu, I got a fever (low grade) but still ended up freezing to death in 68 degree room temperature. All I did was lay in bed with the lights off and the windows covered up the best I could to make it as dark as possible with covers over my head so I didn’t have to deal with the light.

If I wake up tomorrow with a head ache, I am going to the docs office and getting a pain killer shot because I can not take this much more. I can deal with not being able to move and in pain due to my joints but this pain in my head has to go. I originally thought I was coming down with something but that doesn’t seem to be the case.

This weather I think is the culprit. It can’t just be warm out. It has to be cold, warm cold warm… etc… This is fucking with my body really bad. You know, I know pain. I live with it. When I get a migraine, most of the time I just want to die versus my AS pain which I just can’t move due to the physical pain and thats fine with me but this migraine bullshit has to go. I can function even at my worst with AS, but even the littlest migraine puts me down for the entire day or until it subsides. The medicines I have taken to relieve my migraine may have done more harm to my body these last three days then the migraine itself.

I am praying that this episode of pain is over…

-Ruger

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The first season was interesting… but now… come on! I have two words for and or about American Idol.

Who cares.

-Ruger

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-Ruger

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This weekend we went to Pittsburgh for the Fan Blitz 2008 at Heinz Field. You can view the pictures we took at our picture gallery (Heinz Field Steelers Fan Blitz 2008). Here is a pic of one of the entrances (click on images to enlarge):

This next pic is of the Kids and I. I am on the left obviously.

This was a really cool day. I am not sure the kids enjoyed it as much as I but it was fun non the less. One of these days when we have some extra cash, we are hitting this stadium to watch a Steelers Home game and or heading over to the Cleveland Browns stadium to watch the Browns get womped by the Steelers on the road game. Either way, its gonna cost some cash $$$$.

-Ruger

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The Wisdom of An Older Man…

An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall. “Excuse me; I can’t seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, “Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?” “I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with huge tits like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere.”.

-Ruger

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